" hors d'oeuvre "

 [ "hors d'oeuvre" ]

1: A fine older woman over the age of 30. The cougar version of a snack. Once a snack hits 30, she becomes an hors d'oeuvre, assuming she's still fine.

  * e.g.,  ... I'd rather hit the mall during the day to pickup some hors d'oeuvres while their husbands are at work. 

 [ "hors d'oeuvres" ]

1: A bunch of nasty little foods on platters at a social event. Often they are the only meal served during the entire event because the hosts are too cheap to provide a main course. Pronounced: or-DERVS

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, they found maggots in the hors d'oeuvres at the company party, so nobody had anything to eat the entire evening. 

 [ "hors d'oeuvre-ivore" ]

1: Someone who devours only hors d'oeuvre at parties

  * e.g.,  ... Sylvia is a total hors d'oeuvre-ivore, eschewing even the champagne.